On one side of a decidedly ugly wrapper is a picture of food... I suppose to tell you how to use your yogurt on food. Hmm. And on the other side...
... a picture of a woman with a yogurt mask on her face. Uh, yeah... we should so get this yogurt cuz it has such multiple abilities. Gawd, it's just gross to eat from a yogurt tub that has a picture of a woman looking like that.
At another aisle, Maniacal Nick was checking out some... painkillers, I think... and in the same section was this:
Durex Play, a lubricant for intimate moments, placed between Panadol, SlimUp (shouldn't it be Slim Down instead, though?), mosquito repellent and a fever patch for kids. Yes, very good place indeed. So easy for people to find what they're looking for.
Strange things!
1 comment:
Its like they are trying to tell a story.
In order to have an intimate moment, the guy or girl has to get more slim, so he has to use that.
Then, when the intimate moment is a bit too rough, you might need panadol. Or, you know, when the wife moans about a headache, you might need to bring that as well. "Honey, not tonight, I have a headache" ---"But darling, that is fine, I brought panadol"
The fever patches I guess is for after the 9 month intimate moment, but that one is a stretch.
And the mosquito spray is for when your guy or girl is a real leech and you want to get rid of them so you repel them using the bug spray.
It's like a kit, you can buy it all in one go.
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