Monday, March 27, 2006

One fine morning... a 6-year old story

Ever played the game where someone writes a sentence or two on a piece of paper and folds it to the back so it can't be seen, then ends with a few words on the next line which is visible to the next person, who then continues the story without knowing what was written by the previous person?

Some stories end really well, while others are just plain "Duh!". Here's one such attempt from the gang at HELP.

Some of you from college may remember this story with contributions from various members of the gang. Hehe. Now making an appearance for the very first time in digital format. Here is... Part One.

Note: Author change is denoted by the "..."

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One fine morning Gary, Hui and Bin went to college like any normal day... They were on their way to Lecture Theatre 1 when they bumped into Daniel walking, holding hands with a pretty girl!... Aha! They were shocked. Daniel being bald is able to hold the hands of a pretty girl. How could he have done it?...

Chia thinks that it must be Daniel's winning personality. After all, he's a really nice guy. But, being Gary, Hui and Bin, they started teasing Daniel. The girl felt upset and ran away... Haha... I thought to myself (** Don't ask me who "myself" is. What kind of narrator is this?!). The girl turned out to be someone I knew. It was Jun-Yi (music started)... At least that is what the 3 guys thought, but she ran away too quickly.

Daniel glared at them fiercely and ran after the girl. Hui ran after them so he could "kow" her, Gary shook his head and tried to call... Sharon, and Bin continued to class. At last, Hui is able to catch up. Indeed it was Jun-Yi. Daniel came in moments later. Daniel tried to take Jun-Yi away from Hui. Meanwhile Charng Bin tripped and landed into the boobs of a girl walking by. He was so embarrassed... He said "Sorry!" but the girl didn't mind. She said, "Charng Bin!" It turned out to be Liu Yi. Meanwhile, Hui and Daniel were having an argument...

Suddenly, Daniel Pang Ti Han punched Hui with rage, ***Original version: "Hui being smaller sized was unable to protect himself." Edited version: "but he missed @!£$%$£@!£$?"*** Blood spattered everywhere. Jun-Yi was unable to help. During this time Gary snuck off from college to take a flight to Australia. It turned out Sharon has asked him for lunch... Gary was very excited. When he reached the airport though, he realised he didn't bring money! Back in HELP, Charng Bin was shocked that it was Liu Yi. He said sorry again, and they went to class holding hands. Jun-Yi helped Hui up and made sure he was alright. Then she dumped ***Original version: "both of them" Edited version: "Daniel"*** for being so childish. All this while, Chia was in Bazaar eating fried rice.

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This is the end of Part 1. Part 2 will be up by demand. So let me know if you want the ending to this marvelous piece of work!


Daniel said...

This is indeed a poor work of fiction. I am very upset at the poor representation of my character. My lawyers will be in touch.

Lit said...

OMG... Can't wait for part 2...

Bin said...

Hilarious! It doesn't really make sense but yet it quite accurately portrayed how we were during that time. I think Gary had a crush on Liu Yi then since he kept on going on and on about that. Chia eating in the Bazaar... spot on!

Please post part two. Thanks.